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Idiot Test :D
Thursday, March 19, 2009
12:55 AM
Stole this from Clarice! :) --- THE IDIOT TEST1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out. 2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rail. 3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it. 4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking. 5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking. 6. [] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head. 7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush. 8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand. 9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull. 10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push. `Running total: 6 11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion. 12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else. 13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs. 14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave. 15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it. 18. [] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot. `Running total: 11 21. [] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on. 22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. [x] Have run into a closed door. 24. [] Died from stupidity overload. 25. [] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke. 27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock `Running total: 16 31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside. 33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else. 34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property. 35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot. 36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on. 37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in. 38. [] Put the cereal in the fridge, and put the milk in the cupboard 39. [x] Walked into a pole. 40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/someones shoes by accident. `Running total: 23 41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. [] Tried to take a picture of someones eye with the flash on. 43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small. 44. [] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it. 45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do. 46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it! 47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye. 49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair `Running total: 29 51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil. 53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it. 54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. [] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were. 56. [] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on 57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day. 58. [x] Forgot your own phone number. 59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it. 60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny. `Running total: 37 61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it 63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person. 65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side. 66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. [x] Corrected someones grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it . 69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. [] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught `Running total: 44 71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face. 72. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb. 73. [x] Ran into a door. 74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid. 75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand. 77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt. `Running total: 52 81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your nose, figured out that it hurt, then did it again. 83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about. 85. [] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. [] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny. 88. [] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people. 89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant 90. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food. `Running total: 55 91. [] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. [] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them. 93. [] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. [] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours. 95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention 97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before. 98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling 99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class. 100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth TOTAL: 60 How to obtain your idiocy GPA: 80-100 =4.0 70-79 =3.6 65-69 =3.2 60-64 =2.8 55-59 =2.4 50-54 =2.0 45-49 =1.6 40-44 =1.2 <40> GPA of 2.8 :D |